Slippery Slope, Thy Name is The Recording Industry

Music industry spokesperson explains why they love child porn (because it gives them the wedge they want to filter the rest of the net).

PowerPoint and the Military

PowerPoint is destroying military readiness.

I'm waiting for Fox News to call Bill Gates an enemy of America.

Max...M-M-M-M-Max....

Max Headroom finally arrives on DVD. Unfortunately, we still have to wait till August 10th, but it's coming.

Unclear on the Concept

Found in a perl script:

my $end_time         = `perl -e '{print time(), "\n"}'`;

<voice source="South Park" imitate="Butters">Oww...that hurt my brains. Owwww.</voice>