Wednesday, September 19, 2007

WTF? #1517

In Orem, Utah, a 70-year-old woman was arrested for not watering her lawn.

Apparently she "is charged with resisting arrest and failing to maintain her landscaping, both misdemeanors."


Failing to water your lawn is a misdemeanor? In Utah? It's a desert, for crying out loud!


Kevin Lyda said...

Not to mention, "resisting arrest?" How can you tick that box on the form as a cop and not get slagged hourly for the rest of your career?

Sad, pathetic cop: "Well, see, she was a really spry 70 year old woman. I think she was taking a double dose of Geritol Extra Plusmax Titanium."

Any other cop on the force: "Yes, yes. BTW did you see that two-year old litter? Should we call for backup before we arrest her? You nitwit."

rantingnerd said...

Kevin, why do you hate America?