Saturday, February 17, 2007

Greetings Fellow Drivers

Via BoingBoing: you can trick out your car with a device that plays audio files over your horn. It only holds eight audio files, but that's probably enough.

I've been wanting this product for years. My choices would be

  • "I would like to pass."
  • "The left lane is for PASSING", in that 1950s documentary voice
  • "Green means GO", in the same 1950s documentary voice
  • "Your left turn signal has been on since the battle of Verdun" (documentary voice)
  • "Asshole!" -- Kevin Kline from A Fish Called Wanda

I'm sure I can come up with a few more over time, but those are the ones I really want now.

What would you want?


stlbanjo said...

Put your butt in your ash hole!

aram said...

"The left lane is for passing unless we're in Massachusetts in which case I apologize for playing this clip."

Or another good MA one would be, "that's a dick move in every other state."

Raven said...

Very nice.

The Verdun clip should be in George Carlin's voice, as I think he once did a driving bit where he said something similar.

rantingnerd said...

Well, I got the Verdun comment from you, so you'd know better than I. <grin>

rantingnerd said...

And as for left-lane issues, Connecticutters are way worse than Massholes about that. In CT, the right lane is for passing and the left lane is for dawdling. Apparently.

My sister (who spent 7 years in the Bay Area) says similar things about MD/VA/DC drivers.