I've been wanting this product for years. My choices would be
- "I would like to pass."
- "The left lane is for PASSING", in that 1950s documentary voice
- "Green means GO", in the same 1950s documentary voice
- "Your left turn signal has been on since the battle of Verdun" (documentary voice)
- "Asshole!" -- Kevin Kline from A Fish Called Wanda
I'm sure I can come up with a few more over time, but those are the ones I really want now.
What would you want?