Saturday, February 17, 2007

Greetings Fellow Drivers

Via BoingBoing: you can trick out your car with a device that plays audio files over your horn. It only holds eight audio files, but that's probably enough.

I've been wanting this product for years. My choices would be

  • "I would like to pass."
  • "The left lane is for PASSING", in that 1950s documentary voice
  • "Green means GO", in the same 1950s documentary voice
  • "Your left turn signal has been on since the battle of Verdun" (documentary voice)
  • "Asshole!" -- Kevin Kline from A Fish Called Wanda

I'm sure I can come up with a few more over time, but those are the ones I really want now.

What would you want?

5 comments:

stlbanjo said...

Put your butt in your ash hole!

aram said...

"The left lane is for passing unless we're in Massachusetts in which case I apologize for playing this clip."

Or another good MA one would be, "that's a dick move in every other state."

Raven said...

Very nice.

The Verdun clip should be in George Carlin's voice, as I think he once did a driving bit where he said something similar.

rantingnerd said...

Well, I got the Verdun comment from you, so you'd know better than I. <grin>

rantingnerd said...

And as for left-lane issues, Connecticutters are way worse than Massholes about that. In CT, the right lane is for passing and the left lane is for dawdling. Apparently.

My sister (who spent 7 years in the Bay Area) says similar things about MD/VA/DC drivers.