Via BoingBoing: you can trick out your car with a device that plays audio files over your horn. It only holds eight audio files, but that's probably enough.
I've been wanting this product for years. My choices would be
- "I would like to pass."
- "The left lane is for PASSING", in that 1950s documentary voice
- "Green means GO", in the same 1950s documentary voice
- "Your left turn signal has been on since the battle of Verdun" (documentary voice)
- "Asshole!" -- Kevin Kline from A Fish Called Wanda
I'm sure I can come up with a few more over time, but those are the ones I really want now.
What would you want?
5 comments:
Put your butt in your ash hole!
"The left lane is for passing unless we're in Massachusetts in which case I apologize for playing this clip."
Or another good MA one would be, "that's a dick move in every other state."
Very nice.
The Verdun clip should be in George Carlin's voice, as I think he once did a driving bit where he said something similar.
Well, I got the Verdun comment from you, so you'd know better than I. <grin>
And as for left-lane issues, Connecticutters are way worse than Massholes about that. In CT, the right lane is for passing and the left lane is for dawdling. Apparently.
My sister (who spent 7 years in the Bay Area) says similar things about MD/VA/DC drivers.
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