...to get the American Conservative magzine to call bullshit on you?
Apparently, you have to be Rudy Giuliani crazy.
(And everyone in and related to New York City starts to slowly let out the breath they only now realize they've been holding ever since Rudy started running for President, now that the country is beginning to realize how bugfuck insane Giuliani is.)
(Hat tip to The Rude Pundit.)