I have a pile of books and movies and albums (from the last year or so) about which I've wanted to post at least short reviews, and I figured I'd come up with a catchy name for the sequence. I wanted something with rhyme and assonance and the only thing I could come up with was "Delayed Deconstruction", which isn't quite right, and "Retarded Reviews", which has the right denotation and entirely wrong (and unfortunate, if not downright offensive) connotations. So I went to Merriam-Webster.com to look for less-freighted synonyms of "retarded" that would match it's original meaning of "delayed".
I then got
One entry found.
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Entry Word: retard
Text: to cause to move or proceed at a less rapid pace <an herbicide to retard the growth of weeds>— see slow 1
Not quite an epic FAIL, but worth at least an "augh!"